Patricia Ossowski: Music

• MP3 short clip, hi-fi play (broadband)
• MP3 short clip, lo-fi play (modem)

she’s got skinny legs and hips that fit in striped pants
tiny feet i can’t compete with dainty toes like that
she’s got big bright eyes that show surprise when someone tells her so
socks that match no patterns clash no lint clings to her clothes

i wish i could be her

and her kitchen floors are always clean whenever you drop by
she has things to drink and there’s nothing soaking in her bathroom sink
she handles sticky situations effortlessly
moderates negotiates and photographs beautifully

i wish i could be her

but you know there’s a hint of disinfectant in the air cause she’s so squeaky clean

i just wanna wrap my big strong hands
around her neck
let her see how strong a big girl like me can be

i wish i could be her

and she always says the right thing tactfully
she doesn’t stutter she doesn’t swear and her thoughts come out complete
she never blushes when a pretty boy stops to say hello
she has perfect posture and her derriere lifts up just so

i wish i could be her